Over 102781
motifake

Ban Demotivational Poster


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


Old Players -




RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by viper21700

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Shot, over. Shot, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


Adding Insult To Injury -


TAGS: pink lady bang
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - February 6, 2014, 3:00 pm
Haven;t seen that video, I'm gonna check out it.
Bolverk3778 - February 2, 2014, 7:17 am
Could be a derivative of this news item http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=838Iy08OULQ
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 8:45 pm
Wouldn't you like to know!
rerun - January 19, 2014, 8:32 pm

This poster sounds like it has a back story to it.


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




WEDDING CAKE -




WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm
FUC1


I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency


TAGS: banana money stupid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SRD

caveman - July 7, 2012, 11:32 pm
It's a herb i tells ya...


Geology -


TAGS: geology kardashians big bang theory
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by gristlejaw

Oldsod - April 22, 2014, 6:12 am
Come to think of it...wasn't Gypsum Rose Lee a stripper or something?


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




B-A-N-A-N-A - curved yellow fruit works too


TAGS: funny banana signs
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by friede101

MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:10 am
I LOL'd. But then again, maybe I just have bad taste.
Sho - December 17, 2011, 10:32 pm
Lol damn, that sux brah
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:15 pm
ladies and gentlemen: friede's best-of-the-best!
rerun - April 10, 2010, 3:51 pm

figured it was time the world got to see what we have to see.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:50 pm
1l for WAY overused pic, and not funny, and repeating what's in the pic, and and and


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ism

TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP -


TAGS: banana costume
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:19 am
IIIIIITTTSSSSSSSS...........PEEEEEEEEEEAAAAANUUUTTT BUUUUUTTTEEEEERRRRR JELLYYYY TIME!


MONEY -


TAGS: piggy bank money pile
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kellyvanrijn - August 19, 2011, 8:24 pm
However, money can buy spelling lessons...


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


STUPID VELOCIRAPTORS - STOP THROWING BANANAS AT ME! I NEED TO STUDY!!!


TAGS: velociraptors wtf bananas studying
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
LOL... I have one with an velociraptor, but I didn't posted yet... I'll give a try anyway


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961




MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool


GUERILLA WARFARE -


TAGS: bananas warfare gorrilla mrmagoo clyde
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by insertwittynamehere

SethMythrax - August 5, 2012, 6:59 pm
Ape Does Not Kill Ape.....


YOU COULD BE TALIBAN -


TAGS: taliban
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:22 pm
I laughed so hard at this, and then thought "What if the Taliban reads this?" Then I laughed out loud thinking how absurd that is! They don't use the Internet looking for jokes. They don't laugh! XD
Steamboatwilly - February 5, 2010, 6:28 am
Than why don`t you join the Taliban if you don`t like it here SKUNKRIDER! That would give me someone to shoot on my next "Tour Of Duty".
skunkrider - December 14, 2009, 8:19 am
rednecks? dumbfucking nazis, that's all you are. your own corporate fascists did 9/11, and you fall for everything your corrupt media and politicians tell you. you're no better than nazi-germany.
rellik666 - December 12, 2009, 3:44 am
At least half of those could apply to rednecks.
stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:38 pm
*why
stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:37 pm
With all that money whay don't they at least buy some decent clothes
Airman - December 11, 2009, 6:34 pm
I don't know. We have $3,000 toilet seats. Must be govt req.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:03 pm
$3000 machine gun? must be somthin bigger than an AK


STRIPPER SHOES - It's not like they can keep it in their pockets.


TAGS: platform high heel shoe bank
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:28 pm
I'm not sure where this strip club is where the dancers take coins, and are glad of them... but I don't think I want to go.


THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper, Bingo, Snorky and Fleegle. Another great 70's kiddie product sponsored by LSD.


TAGS: banana television
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

tatespa - June 22, 2012, 9:12 am
Oh man! I loved that show to!!! If any show was on LSD, it was this one!!!
Derek - November 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
I think the photoshop rainbow gradient was made for this picture.
me4891 - October 6, 2009, 5:24 pm
Awesome, I loved that show!
mal - September 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
la la la lalalala la la la lalalala


CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by goddamn

rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by EsbenMunk

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am
lol


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


CAMOUFLAGE -




HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Wim

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
Damn. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were bestiality/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at porn on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being gay ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just gay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's gay, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the shit....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so cocky?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The assumption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.


TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !


MUTANT -


TAGS: pokemon pikachu abandoned hammy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
zombie-chu
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am
yup
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:04 pm
a pikachu Zombie, guess ash lost that ball?


CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by AaronL

GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


INVINCIBLE -


TAGS: hostess bankruptcy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:37 pm
What... Moo(?)s brains or Greeny's old penis? Preferably neither...teehee
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:20 pm
They will be back... Or so I've heard
MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Well ya better hurry before the rest of these guys eat all the twinkies and pick teams for the next hockey game...teehee.
koloheiole - January 29, 2013, 11:58 pm
I'm move'n to Canada!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 9:07 am
Or Greeny's flaccid old man penis.....:)
Greeny - November 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I heard of a science teacher whose kept an unwrapped Twinkie in his classrooom for 18+ years; it's still soft and squishy to this day - kinda like Moos' brain *lol*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 12:12 am
That's gonna be a long trip Prissy. And you'd have to go to that town.....you know, the one people from our province don't talk about (I heard that Jesus lives there)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
So emilio says management, dawg says hockey and up here in Canada cuz of hockey management...nobody's playin' the game! Be right back...off to the nearest 7-11 to buy 'em all some twinkies!
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
You and the dawg think alike.
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well now you and emilio have got something there.
EmilioDumphque - November 19, 2012, 8:39 pm
It was more management's fault. While asking the workers to take pay cuts, they gave themselves huge raises. Then they asked for even more pay cuts. The union had had enough of that!
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
(It's mostly aboot hockey eh)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
ahhh twinkies : now king dongs...kick twinkies asses!Canada has a history?
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:07 pm
That would be American history. Canada still makes twinkies. http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121119/business/711199807/
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 1:46 pm
yeah well that's generally what happens when you don't look before you leap...right into the fire. I can't believe these unions and the people in them sometimes, rather lose your job than a little money. Go figure...that's dedication :()
falloutghoul - November 19, 2012, 1:32 pm
That and a stubborn union that didn't believe that keeping their pensions will bankrupt the company for which they work.


LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up


TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...


JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery


TAGS: tom garage band
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - June 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I heard one of their tunes this morning. ;) 5
sickartist - June 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
hahahahaha 5L


DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.


TAGS: darth vader bank robbery
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by netheroth

ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Very timely. 4L


MOTIFAKE PSA - You DON'T want this...trust me!!! I know from experience




OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie


TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


BANANAS -


TAGS: banana doctor who
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Camazotz

CRaSH - April 15, 2009, 5:33 pm
Bananas. Apparently, they feel just like a sonic pistol.


B-A-N-A-N-A-S - This shit is.




ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of hot sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger shot down
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L


LEBANESE WOMEN - Making Your Men drool and your women Jealous


TAGS: lebanesewomen
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Lordpimpus

Barney - April 15, 2009, 7:57 am
They're the new half-Asians!
Jmac0585 - April 13, 2009, 10:56 am
and... they hate the jews and know how to build bombs! Double trouble, Hey!
Lordpimpus - July 19, 2008, 1:27 pm
which one!?!? though i doubt you'll be capable of coming near any!! they're vicious!
jay - July 18, 2008, 6:47 pm
ok - so there is one lebanese chick Id slay


Anne Bancroft -




THE DOCTOR WHO BAND -




I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim shot - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
lol!


SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




TIMES GET TOUGHER -


TAGS: vader bank holdup
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Golf2live

agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:52 am
Sucks when your job gets blowed up?


HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




EXCUSE ME.... - there is something wrong with my Banana


TAGS: banana corn wrong stupid men
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NattieexP

the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
aren't the koreans the ones who came up with the banana phone concept?
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
Excellent debut
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 8:18 am
I raffed..


NEVER EVER - Make eye contact while eating a banana ...




ENCHANTED BUNNY -




TRIBUTE BAND -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by caveman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
Fantastic!
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by yeod[email protected]

Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


SPRING BREAK -




DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.


TAGS: pakistan taliban girl jesus life
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by shannong1776

Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.


SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE -




INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
Damn, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted


TAGS: goat smegma crust uncle bob natural albanians nom nom
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Maccadinho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!


THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Regression&Division

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...




ETHOPIAN PIGGY BANK -


TAGS: piggy bank
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Camm



MARCHING BAND - When his cymbals come together, the hills themselves shake!


TAGS: monkey cymbals marching band
Rating: 1.65/5

More motifakes by Zilcho

nope - February 23, 2009, 1:17 am
I LOVE YOU CHIM CHIM


SO...? - Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


TAGS: no banana in my pocket
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:47 am
Answer to this question.... YES TO BOTH!
spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:39 pm
Very good to see you're back LD.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 12:14 pm
we're glad to see you LD!! 5L, And ReRun is too, even though that's an avacodo in his pocket, say's he's making guacamole, uh-huh, we know what he's doing over there in the corner
thatonechick - July 23, 2010, 8:40 am
Logic Duuuuuuuude! :cheer:


THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper,Bingo,Snorkey and Fleegle. More 70's kiddie fun sponsored by pot and LSD.




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.


TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by SimpleScion

medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Perfect!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L


LIBERALS -




SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


UNLUCKY FAT MAN -


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.


20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one bitch has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Gay Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


BANANAS - in pajamas


TAGS: bananas in pajamas
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Florisb

valkor - February 5, 2011, 2:49 am
made in Australia by the abc.
todd snyder - October 17, 2009, 4:36 pm
I get it - it is a children's TV show from the Philippines - 5 Lions for u!


compromise -




YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by suenero

TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: bang bang shoot shoot leaving iraq
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 31, 2011, 1:47 pm
yes, those are the lyrics. These soldiers are happy cuz their leaving Iraq, so their guns are cold.. little play on words?
PixieRose - March 31, 2011, 1:44 pm
1) if you're trying to quote the Beatles its "happiness is a warm gun" 2) this pic is fucking epic


POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.


FLASH APPEAL - GET IT? FLASH A PEEL?




DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!


TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


TAGS: taliban goat lover
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:13 pm
Literally half of Mullahbobs poster start with this title. I guess, mullets, lemur(or wtf, they were) and taliban posters are the way to go. Did i miss a memo?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
(might)
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
You might be a motifaker if you change the topic of your posters!


DEER HUNTING - *with Joe St.Antoine


TAGS: bang
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by poco113

maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
Opening Season November 1 2012,Have Fun!


BANKRUPTCY -




Marching Band -




BOAT-VAN - Cause some noobs use that command in Counter-Strike when theyre all Owned




THINK LONG AND HARD -


TAGS: memory husband
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:53 pm
lol


HELL O KITTY -


TAGS: cute t shirt bang death cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:10 am
double 5's, one set for the poster, the other for Laoch's comment.
Laoch - January 5, 2011, 12:02 am
You say "sparkling pink daisy of doom", I hear "muzzle flash".


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE